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Ebay hangovers and the weird, weird things people have bought online under the influence…
Heavy metal “poster” ripped from a magazine
“I didn’t read the description. It was described as a poster so I thought it would be a full size thing”
£8.00
Underwear – From @AmiLovesYouMore via Twitter
“Just got confirmation of a shipment of underwear I do NOT remember ordering.”
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1000 communion wafers – Via Buzzfeed
“One Saturday night I decided that instead of going to church in the morning I would order a package of 1,000 communion wafers online.” Holy eucharist, Batman!
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28 bags of discontinued Salsa Verde Doritos – Via Distractify
“I found them on eBay, and apparently I just couldn’t resist”
£28.00
Antique toy elephant
A limited edition, antique Steiff elephant on wheels.
£300.00
Red panda hoodie – From @Wolfy_Westy via Twitter
“A red panda hoodie! Even if it was a £10 drunk purchase on ebay”
£10.00
Game of Gnomes
Seemed like a good way to make Game of Thrones live on between seasons.
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An absolute classic
“A Chumbawumba – Tubthumping tape for £20. I’ve never been so confused / happy when it turned up. 100% worth it”
£20/$30
Disappointment in maintenance form – Via Singletrack
“I won a washing machine pump last week, that is broken in exactly the same way as my current washing machine pump.”
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Cabinet for the Borrowers – Via Singletrack
“We needed a bathroom cabinet, saw one on eBay.. It looks ok.. Bid and win, and four days later was the proud owner of a bathroom cabinet for a dolls house, three inches by five inches big.”
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A Sun Visor That Turns Cars Into “Cars” – Via Reddit
“Drunk eBay purchase. Was not a mistake.”
£9.00
A mug with a picture of Gary Busey on it – Via Huff Post
“Ordered it at 4 a.m. (drunk), forgot about it, showed up in my mailbox yesterday.”
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Brass diving helmet for a kitten
The best fish are at the bottom of the sea.
£12.00
David Bowie cross stitch pattern – Via Buzzfeed
“A rainbow-colored cross stitch pattern of David Bowie’s face. Followed by about $200 worth of supplies. I had no idea how to f****** cross stitch.”
£130+
Shark tooth – Via Buzzfeed
“I got a little bit drunk and too into a Megalodon special during Shark Week and ended up buying a ‘Megalodon’ shark tooth on eBay.”
£196.00
Several children’s plush animal hats – Via Distractify
“I don’t have children. They became my drinking caps.”
£39.00
Hell Raiser Mask – From @_1lucky via Twitter
“Just had an email, eBay order dispatched. WHAT? I haven’t bought anything. Oh I did. 4am Sunday.”
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Yu-Gi-Oh Battle Card Wrist Holder – From @StephDoyleRules via Twitter
“This is what happens when you’re drunk and shopping on eBay…”
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An epic cat t-shirt
Cat merchandise is never a stupid purchase
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A badge – From @Caaryys via Twitter
“Won’t be giving a drunk @joshbower1 access to my eBay account again”
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Dinosaur dog hat
Needs no justification…drunk or not.
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The only way to travel – Via Singletrack
“Got an ebay notification pop up on my phone today telling me I am now the proud owner of a BMX! Went out on the lash last night and must of placed a bid. Can’t remember a b***** thing.”
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A Dinosaur Costume For A Dog – Via Reddit
“Got drunk, bought a stegosaurus. No regrets. Never regret Dino Garb.”
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A different epic cat t shirt – Via Buzzfeed
“@LynnlyBenson was drunk and online and she bought me this tee – she said it’s my life summed up on a t-shirt”
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McLovin original painting – Via Danger Shark
“A few years ago, I got drunk and bought an original painting of McLovin’ (from Superbad) shooting a gun from some maniac on the street in Venice. Still not really sure if it was a good idea or a bad idea to this day…”
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Teletubbies headwear – From @milliebuckland1 via Twitter
“Think I was a tad drunk last night, woke up to this on my bought list on eBay hahaa po’in it around besti next week”
£3.95
Questionable Thomas the Tank Engine Merchandise – From @dvntownsend via Twitter
“Gifts from Chinese eBay from your drunk past-self”
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Rotating Bowl for Toddlers
After an unfortunate incident involving drunken 3am scalding soup.
£2. 52
Childrens’ pig ride – From @Eloise_C via Twitter
“I drunk bid on this weird pig ride on eBay, forgot until I found out I’d won it. Collection only…from Edinburgh :-/”
*Buyer is from London
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Many, many glowsticks – Via Reddit
“I bought a pallet of emergency green glow sticks (thousands of them) for $250 after I got my engineering ring and was drunk out of my mind and drinking next to a cash and carry. We popped them all into 2 garbage cans and made the Education building very pretty for a few hours.”
£163.00
Some of the best art of the modern era – Via Reddit
“About a month ago, I was drunk redditting when someone posted a picture of his roommate’s drunk ebay purchase – a painting of a monkey holding a goblet. Apparently I found the seller he bought from, as this showed up at my door.”
£39.00 (£6.50 product, £32.50 shipping)
Decorative rug depicting Saddam Hussein – Via Distractify
“Went on eBay drunk…”
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A stuffed squirrel riding a miniature horse – Via Huff Post
“I just got drunk and bought this guy. What should I call him?”
Not enough. It’s magnificent
Bargain caravan – Via Buzzfeed
“Got reminded this morning that I bought a caravan for a quid yesterday whilst I was drunk and now the guy’s on my case”
£1.00
Fast food costumes – From loraloves_ via Instagram
“It’s frightening the amount of sense buying things like this makes when you’re drunk”
£39.47/$60
Fake pee – Via Buzzfeed
“$180 worth of fake urine. My brother and I drunk discussed it for about an hour. In the end, it seemed like a good idea. Now we just have a lot of fake pee.”
£117.00
Plastic bag full of shredded paper
Bargain!
£7.50
What’s the weirdest things you’ve purchased online after a few drinks??